http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/-t1.htm We all can use a good laugh!!!! Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:55:44 GMT 10 http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k114/jeremyq/VLbanner2copy1copy.jpg http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/-t1.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/horse-t571.htm snotty bloke driving down the road and his car packs up gets out raises the bonnet and starts having a fiddle "its the ht lead on cylinder 1" a voice says looks round and cant see anyone "its the ht lead on cylinder 1 im telling you mate" looks round again and all he can see is a horse looking over the hedge. is feeling nervous but jiggles ht lead 1 and sure enough car starts calls in at a pub a few miles down the road for a drink to calm his nerves and barman asks ... Jokes Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:55:44 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/horse-t571.htm#3454 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/horse-t571.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/turn-your-sound-on-for-this-one-t565.htm DiamondLady
http://stuff.pyzam.com/toys/tictacscare.swf]]> Jokes Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:57:21 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/turn-your-sound-on-for-this-one-t565.htm#3415 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/turn-your-sound-on-for-this-one-t565.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/draculas-wife-t550.htm snotty
His coffin]]> Jokes Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:49:55 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/draculas-wife-t550.htm#3321 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/draculas-wife-t550.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/wtf-t523.htm Red Gato So a black guy, an irishman and a horse walk into a bar.... Jokes Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:24:32 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/wtf-t523.htm#3201 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/wtf-t523.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/naughty-riddle-t557.htm snotty wet on the inside
begins with 'c'
ends with 't'
and has a 'u' and 'n' in the middle


a coconut]]> Jokes Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:18:57 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/naughty-riddle-t557.htm#3378 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/naughty-riddle-t557.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/actually-funny-blonde-joke-t558.htm snotty it starts spluttering and coughing so she takes it to a local service station
'i will see what i can do' says man
after buying shoes she goes back. says 'how did you get on'
'no problem fixed it in seconds, just shit in the carburettor'
she says
'so how often do i have to do that then']]> Jokes Mon, 28 Sep 2009 21:29:37 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/actually-funny-blonde-joke-t558.htm#3379 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/actually-funny-blonde-joke-t558.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/ok-i-will-be-polite-as-possible-with-this-joke-t464.htm Alone ]]> Jokes Sat, 18 Apr 2009 06:16:30 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/ok-i-will-be-polite-as-possible-with-this-joke-t464.htm#2937 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/ok-i-will-be-polite-as-possible-with-this-joke-t464.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/why-women-love-jesus-t406.htm Rocky
Because he's hung like this...

(spread arms out like you're being crusified)]]> Jokes Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:05:11 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/why-women-love-jesus-t406.htm#2617 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/why-women-love-jesus-t406.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/sexy-ipod-t391.htm GobMonkey store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining
about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.]]> Jokes Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:31:29 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/sexy-ipod-t391.htm#2541 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/sexy-ipod-t391.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/this-is-a-true-story-t238.htm GobMonkey ...at least I'm told it's a true story... transcription from a call centre, the agent is appealing his dismissal... >> Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" >> Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." >> Operator: "What sort of trouble??" >> Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." >> ... Jokes Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:14:39 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/this-is-a-true-story-t238.htm#1373 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/this-is-a-true-story-t238.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/truckers-t392.htm GobMonkey A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick." Jokes Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:33:26 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/truckers-t392.htm#2542 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/truckers-t392.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/another-blonde-joke-t390.htm GobMonkey
So she could draw blood]]> Jokes Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:30:08 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/another-blonde-joke-t390.htm#2540 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/another-blonde-joke-t390.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/it-happened-to-me-t374.htm Ariadne Hi, I know this is not a proper joke, but I take it as a joke so I would like to share it with you.. Today when I came to our forum I had the speakers of my computer on, and that was the FIRST time I did that. I mean I NEVER have the speakers on. So I heart a noise, a man having a cough and then his voice telling words like shit, fucking shit etc... I was TOO surprised.. I thought was Gob or Again, trying something like a new topic or to download something, or trying to fix the page and ... Jokes Sat, 22 Nov 2008 08:26:22 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/it-happened-to-me-t374.htm#2442 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/it-happened-to-me-t374.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/jack-jill-t351.htm brave heart(AU) Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,Jack got high, pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son ]]> Jokes Tue, 21 Oct 2008 08:49:48 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/jack-jill-t351.htm#2194 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/jack-jill-t351.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-bar-t330.htm GobMonkey triple ouch.
Colt gets up. Then falls over again.
Colt: "Again, why are you lying on the floor?"
Again: "I walked into the bar"]]> Jokes Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:18:15 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-bar-t330.htm#2057 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-bar-t330.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/computer-problem-t244.htm GobMonkey I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.' Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you eve ... Jokes Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:15:48 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/computer-problem-t244.htm#1408 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/computer-problem-t244.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/vampiric-jokes-t234.htm Ariadne Why do vampires drink blood? Because coffee keeps them awake all day What are a vampire's favorite snacks? Adam's apples and nectarines. What is the favorite drink of overweight vampires? "Blood Light". [b]What did the bartender say to the vampire? This blood's for you! What happened to the vampire who tried to gain weight by eating more? It didn't work...it was all in vein. What did the hobo vampire say to the rich man?[/b] "Can I ... Jokes Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:53:47 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/vampiric-jokes-t234.htm#1332 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/vampiric-jokes-t234.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-cowboy-whisperer-t225.htm Meredith This made me laff! Cowboy: 'That your dog?' Indian: 'Yep.' Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?' Indian: 'Dog no talk.' Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?' Dog: 'Doin' all right.' Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (Pointing at the Indian...) Dog: 'Yep.' Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?' Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takesme to the lake once a week to play.' Indian: (Look of total disbelief) ... Jokes Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:30:48 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-cowboy-whisperer-t225.htm#1266 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-cowboy-whisperer-t225.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/irishman-bridgebuilder-again-reminds-me-of-this-guy-t217.htm Innamuhh An Irishman named Sheamus orders a beer at the local pub. Says to the barman, " know the bridge at the end of town? I built that with me own two hands. But do they call me Sheamus the Bridgebuilder? nope." Barman nods. irishman speaks again, "Know that barn on O'Reilly's farm? I built that with me own two hands. But do they call me Sheamus the Barnbuilder? nope." Barman nods again. Irishman speaks up again, " See this bar between us? I Built it with ... Jokes Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:24:29 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/irishman-bridgebuilder-again-reminds-me-of-this-guy-t217.htm#1227 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/irishman-bridgebuilder-again-reminds-me-of-this-guy-t217.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/mosquitos-and-blondes-t61.htm Master
when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking]]> Jokes Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:10:05 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/mosquitos-and-blondes-t61.htm#158 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/mosquitos-and-blondes-t61.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-box-of-rifle-shells-t159.htm Aims Shot 1: Missed Target Completely-rifle needed sighting in. Shot 2: Hit lower left hand corner of target from five yards. Shot 3: Bullseye after getting gun back from shop and having it sighted in. Shot 4: Accidentally discharged while loading in truck. Will replace radiator when I get back. Shot 5: Fired into air to signal start of Hunt. Got fined by game warden for killing a turkey. Shot 6: Accidental discharge while dragging under a fence. Must replace right ... Jokes Tue, 20 May 2008 19:31:31 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-box-of-rifle-shells-t159.htm#757 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-box-of-rifle-shells-t159.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/irish-attempt-to-climb-everest-t161.htm Anonymous because they ran out of scaffolding!]]> Jokes Wed, 21 May 2008 19:27:32 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/irish-attempt-to-climb-everest-t161.htm#762 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/irish-attempt-to-climb-everest-t161.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like-t56.htm Aims One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students.She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him,put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked "Do you know what this is?" "No, I don't", said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the one thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work". Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the class yelled , "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!" Jokes Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:31:11 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like-t56.htm#147 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/what-does-a-kiss-taste-like-t56.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/little-red-ridinghood-t158.htm Aims Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. And this time he is crouched behind a bush. "My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and ... Jokes Tue, 20 May 2008 19:26:42 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/little-red-ridinghood-t158.htm#756 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/little-red-ridinghood-t158.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/3-wishes-t152.htm Serv 3 Wishes A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned ... Jokes Mon, 19 May 2008 00:54:56 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/3-wishes-t152.htm#737 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/3-wishes-t152.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-farmer-s-daughters-t151.htm Serv The Farmer's Daughters There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the ... Jokes Mon, 19 May 2008 00:35:35 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-farmer-s-daughters-t151.htm#736 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-farmer-s-daughters-t151.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/highly-illogical-t153.htm Serv Highly Illogical Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic. "What's logic?" asked Bubba. The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?" "I sure do," answered the redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a ... Jokes Mon, 19 May 2008 00:56:13 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/highly-illogical-t153.htm#738 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/highly-illogical-t153.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/too-smart-t154.htm Serv Too Smart A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation ... Jokes Mon, 19 May 2008 00:57:56 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/too-smart-t154.htm#739 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/too-smart-t154.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/talking-to-god-t74.htm WalkingWolf
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."]]> Jokes Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:02:25 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/talking-to-god-t74.htm#222 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/talking-to-god-t74.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/folding-chairs-hookers-t60.htm Islore McBane
They are both useless unless their legs are open.

]]> Jokes Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:13:46 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/folding-chairs-hookers-t60.htm#152 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/folding-chairs-hookers-t60.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/handicapped-t149.htm Fireblade12 There were three boys walking on a bridge over a lake. They see someone drowning. They save him and they realize it is George Bush. So GB said he would give them anything they wanted for saving him. The first boy wanted 10 grand so GB gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari so GB bought him one. The third boy wanted a wheelchair. So GB says, "Boy, why do you want a wheelchair? You're not handicapped." And the boy says, "I will ... Jokes Sun, 18 May 2008 16:56:36 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/handicapped-t149.htm#729 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/handicapped-t149.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/stoned-monkey-t148.htm Master Theres a monkey sitting on a branch smoking a joint when a camilian jumps on his branch and ask "what ru doing" as the monkey takes a hit on the joint he looks over at the camilian and says "im getting fucked on this weed" the camilian syas "well let me get a hit" so the monkey hands him the joint and the camilian hits 3 or 4 times before handing him the joint back. a few mins go by and the camilian says "man im fucked up i need to get a drink" and while ... Jokes Sun, 18 May 2008 16:04:10 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/stoned-monkey-t148.htm#727 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/stoned-monkey-t148.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-plane-ride-t146.htm Fireblade12 A man and his wife go to the state fair every year. And every year the man would say to his wife, "I would like to ride in that there airplane." And every year his wife would say, "I know, but that plane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." So one year he and his wife go to the fair and he says, "I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that there airplane now, I might never get another chance." His wife said, " I know, but that airplane ... Jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 16:29:16 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-plane-ride-t146.htm#722 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-plane-ride-t146.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-blind-man-and-his-dog-t147.htm Fireblade12
The man takes his dog by the leash and starts swinging him around over his head.

The people in the store are appalled by the cruel way the dog was being treated.

An employee runs up to the man and yells,

"What the hell are you doing!?"

The bind man replys,

"Nothing, just looking around."]]> Jokes Sat, 17 May 2008 17:04:11 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-blind-man-and-his-dog-t147.htm#724 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-blind-man-and-his-dog-t147.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-bull-fight-t142.htm Aims A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico . While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah se ñor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!' ... Jokes Thu, 15 May 2008 22:59:47 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-bull-fight-t142.htm#685 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-bull-fight-t142.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-new-job-t141.htm Innamuhh A Man starts at a new office job. First day he sees a beautiful coworker. He thinks to him self, " Man i would really like to get with that." So after two weeks we works up the courage to ask her... He walks and and says," Hi, i will give you 100 Euro to let me sleep with you" So naturally she gets offended and starts to say so. He retorts with " No, No i dont mean it like that, I will put 100 Euro on the ground and i will be done before you ... Jokes Thu, 15 May 2008 22:26:31 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-new-job-t141.htm#684 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-new-job-t141.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/pesticide-condoms-t47.htm Islore McBane A man walks into a store and asks the clerk for some condoms with pesticide. The store clerk goes, "You mean spermicide,right?" No, my girlfriend has a bug up her ass and I am going in after it. Jokes Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:22:27 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/pesticide-condoms-t47.htm#131 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/pesticide-condoms-t47.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/making-a-new-baby-t46.htm Islore McBane

It only takes one screw!!!!! ]]> Jokes Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:28:15 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/making-a-new-baby-t46.htm#125 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/making-a-new-baby-t46.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-creepiest-joke-t109.htm Forsaken Me: You guys want to know the creepiest joke i ever heard that my step dad told me? Jim (I decided to give the "Random dude" a name): Sure... Me: Ok... How did the baby get across the road? Jim: How? Me: He was stapled to the chicken!!! Jim: WHOA!!! That is messed up man!!! *Walks away* Me: Hey it was only a joke! Geez... *Gets hit by a car that was on the same road that the baby crossed that was stapled to the chicken* Jim (He was driving the car ... Jokes Tue, 06 May 2008 04:16:51 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-creepiest-joke-t109.htm#433 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/the-creepiest-joke-t109.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-scotish-and-english-man-t70.htm WalkingWolf "Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone]]> Jokes Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:55:57 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-scotish-and-english-man-t70.htm#218 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/a-scotish-and-english-man-t70.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/farmers-parrot-t76.htm Master a farmer was on his way to town with his pickup full of chickens to seel them in the market. when all of a sudin he sees a parrot on the side of the road he pulls over thinking to him self i can get some money for this parrot so he thows the parrot in the back with the chikens. he jumps back in his pickup and starts driving down the raod when he sees a hooker on the side of the road he pulls over asks u need a ride she says yep he asks will u give me a fuck she said nope he says well no fuck ... Jokes Sun, 27 Apr 2008 15:03:06 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/farmers-parrot-t76.htm#232 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/farmers-parrot-t76.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/sailor-parot-t75.htm WalkingWolf This worked fine with my level 200a on up. A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had a big vocabulary. However, the man soon discovered that the parrot mostly know bad words. At first he thought it was funny, but then it became tiresome, and finally, when the man had important guests, the bird's bad words embarrassed him very much. As soon as the guests left, the man angrily shouted at the parrot,"That language must stop!". But the bird ... Jokes Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:21:45 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/sailor-parot-t75.htm#223 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/sailor-parot-t75.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/you-re-next-t73.htm WalkingWolf My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.]]> Jokes Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:00:39 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/you-re-next-t73.htm#221 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/you-re-next-t73.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/politicaly-correct-t72.htm WalkingWolf Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman


Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle.]]> Jokes Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:59:03 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/politicaly-correct-t72.htm#220 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/politicaly-correct-t72.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/hmmm-married-t71.htm WalkingWolf B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.]]> Jokes Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:57:04 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/hmmm-married-t71.htm#219 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/hmmm-married-t71.htm http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/hooters-ihop-t63.htm Islore McBane
hmmmmmmmmmmm good question...lmao]]> Jokes Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:53:20 GMT http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/hooters-ihop-t63.htm#164 http://vampiriclegion.darkbb.com/jokes-f12/hooters-ihop-t63.htm