she was dancing with a gnome,

they twirled off into the sunset

when the whore did see this she got upset,

we watched on when all of a sudden...

we fell into a puddle which was very mudden.

we sank to the bottom only to find...

all the treasure we had in mind


We got some gold and silver stones

and a couple of dog bones

then we flew to madrid

and while there we did

gamble our booty away

and we looked great anyway


and started singing like drunks

and decided to become punks

so we went to see the sex pistols

and danced crazily around some crystals


some of us threw our knickers on stage

those without kninkers were asked to dance in a cage

johnny rotten was pleased with what he seen

but he said a bad word he didn't mean

so everyone seemed to be offended indeed

i thought i did every thing right i thought i was careful i thought i was safe ohh how she looked in the moon light for her i am nothing more than a muse a fool the moon light danced on her face her skin wet her muscels tight i drank too much that night inside her i did plant my seed



i'll sleep on the wet spot hun, no worries

sounds like you need plenty condoms by lorries

the seed did grow and the devil was spawned

thus all the belongings had to be pawned


to pay for the sacrifice that must be paid

so all things were weighed

and we decided to keep our things and offer instead a virgin