Twist the Wish

**GobMonkey** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:34 pm

Granted, it now means coming in 1st!!

I wish honeyz bring it on all the time

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If u c me flashin in da street, then who da perv? not me, 'cos ur the 1 lookin at my weener u perv!

**Red Gato** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:09 pm

Granted, but you so exhausted you can't do anything else.

I wish I had more time to golf.

**Alone** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:15 pm

Granted but its mini golf

I wish i knew how to mini golf

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" Life is tough, but it's gotta be tougher when your stupid " The Duke

**Red Gato** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Sat Apr 18, 2009 2:36 pm

Granted, but your putter turns mini.

I wish I had a masseuse.

**Alone** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:23 am

Granted but its a big hairy dutch mustachey bearded woman masseuse

i wish i had a plane ticket to ireland so i could light a bag of dog crap and throw it on colts door step.

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" Life is tough, but it's gotta be tougher when your stupid " The Duke

**Red Gato** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Mon May 11, 2009 10:11 am

Granted, but boss is flying the plane.

I wish I could see Colt's face after he stomps out the fire.

**GobMonkey** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Wed May 13, 2009 3:10 pm

Granted, but he see's you and thinks you did it!!

I wish colty would let you out of that irish jail

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If u c me flashin in da street, then who da perv? not me, 'cos ur the 1 lookin at my weener u perv!

**Alone** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Thu May 14, 2009 3:32 am

granted , but then he gets locked up in an aussie jail

i wish i could kill the whole SA guild in a war without using any pots

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" Life is tough, but it's gotta be tougher when your stupid " The Duke

**GobMonkey** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Mon May 18, 2009 2:02 pm

granted, but then u never get to use pots ever again

i wish there were more monster wars

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If u c me flashin in da street, then who da perv? not me, 'cos ur the 1 lookin at my weener u perv!

**Red Gato** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Wed May 20, 2009 2:58 am

Granted, but those monsters are even tougher than Gob can handle(oh shit!!)

I wish that I could remember the wish that I thought of about a half an hour ago!

**GobMonkey** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Wed May 20, 2009 5:24 pm

Granted, but that wish was that you could never drink beer

I wish gato could drink beer again

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If u c me flashin in da street, then who da perv? not me, 'cos ur the 1 lookin at my weener u perv!

**Red Gato** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Fri May 22, 2009 1:03 am

Granted, wow..thank you..that was close!

I wish that Gob had never wished that I couldn't drink beer.

**GobMonkey** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Tue May 26, 2009 7:27 pm

Granted, but now i can't drink beer Burn Monkey

I wish Gato gets a lifetime supply of free beer (and sends me some)

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If u c me flashin in da street, then who da perv? not me, 'cos ur the 1 lookin at my weener u perv!

**Red Gato** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Wed May 27, 2009 2:12 pm

Granted, but I so drunk all the time I forget where post office was.

I wish my mind was as good as my liver is.

**Alone** · Subject: Re: Twist the Wish Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:06 pm

Granted , but then you get serosis of the mind!

I wish gob could come back and help us win this season!

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" Life is tough, but it's gotta be tougher when your stupid " The Duke