An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
triple ouch.
Colt gets up. Then falls over again.
Colt: "Again, why are you lying on the floor?"
Again: "I walked into the bar"
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If u c me flashin in da street, then who da perv? not me, 'cos ur the 1 lookin at my weener u perv!