An Irishman named Sheamus orders a beer at the local pub.
Says to the barman, " know the bridge at the end of town? I built that with me own two hands. But do they call me Sheamus the Bridgebuilder? nope."
Barman nods.
irishman speaks again, "Know that barn on O'Reilly's farm? I built that with me own two hands. But do they call me Sheamus the Barnbuilder? nope."
Barman nods again.
Irishman speaks up again, " See this bar between us? I Built it with me own two hands. But do they call me Sheamus the Barbuilder? nope."
Irshman speask again, " But you Fook one goat .... "