whats the differance between a blonde and a mosquito?

when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking

lmao that is sooooooooooo true...lmao...hold up i am blond....lmao

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

lmmao to both, all true too.

*ahem.*
<is a smart blonde, tyvm.

anyone ever heard of the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? i have. its a lung disease. ^^ MAKE FUN OF BLONDES AGAIN AND I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND PERSONALLY KICK YOUR ASS!

yeah, i did dye it, because i was bored of it, not because it made me stupid, which it didnt.

Me: You wanna know a actually funny joke?(Only to people that have a really retarded sense of humor(Which mine isnt... but i thought to say this one))

Me: Ok... One day... a blond,a brunette, and a red head went out into the woods to go hunting ans stuff(Yes... they are females)

Jim: Huh?

Me: And the Brunette went out and came back with a deer. Then the others were all asking her how she got it... then she said "I just followed the tracks and it came right to me!"

Kebab: Wow.

Me: Then the Red Head went out and came back with a bear. Then the others were all asking how she got it... and she said "I just followed the tracks and it came right to me!"

Mr. Sniggles: Yeah right...

Me: Then finally the Blond went out and came back all covered in blood and a lost arm... very close to death. Then the others ran to her and asked what happened, and she said "I just followed the tracks and it came right to me!"

Jim, Kebab, and Mr. Sniggles: Wow... that was not funny at all...

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.

Good Marvin, Pissed myself laughing.lol

lmmao furrrrny