Shot 1: Missed Target Completely-rifle needed sighting in.

Shot 2: Hit lower left hand corner of target from five yards.

Shot 3: Bullseye after getting gun back from shop and having it sighted
in.

Shot 4: Accidentally discharged while loading in truck. Will replace
radiator when I get back.

Shot 5: Fired into air to signal start of Hunt. Got fined by game
warden for killing a turkey.

Shot 6: Accidental discharge while dragging under a fence. Must replace
right boot.

Shot 7: Fired at big buck. Missed. Not sure about cow across field.

Shot 8: Clean mud from barrel after falling down hill into stream while
being chased by angry farmer. Now certain about cow across field.

Shot 9: Hit deer moving through bushes. Never heard some of the
language it used!

Shot 10: Check scope after being hit on head with my own gun. Wounded a
squirrel.

Shot 11: Finished off wounded squirrel.

Shot 12: Won a bet with buddy that I couldn't hit a junked car on the
next hill. Hot radiators sure do make a lot of steam.

Shot 13: Downed a buck. Did not go to claim it when Game Warden tried
to arrest nearby hunter for shooting a doe.

Shot 14: Slipped in mud, accidentally discharged. Buddy says I will
have to replace his hunting cap and pay for having his underwear cleaned.

Shot 15: Discharged into air while buddy tried to take my gun from me.
Hit big box on top of pole. Hope people get power back soon.

Shot 16: Tripped and fell. Have to replace left boot now.

Shot 17: forgot can opener, used to open can of beans. What was left of
them tasted too much like gun powder to eat.

Shot 18: Fired at small buck. Missed. Think I gave the game warden a
heat attack though.

Shot 19: Downed a seven point buck from 100 yards. It takes skill to be
a good hunter!

Shot 20: Save it till I get home and use it on mouse in pantry.
Accidentally killed the cat with the first shot!

lol v good