A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a
brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says:
"I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could
have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."
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If u c me flashin in da street, then who da perv? not me, 'cos ur the 1 lookin at my weener u perv!