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GobMonkey
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PostSubject: truckers   Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:33 pm

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a
brothel outside Atlanta.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says:
"I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could
have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies: "Listen darlin', I'm not horny - I'm homesick."

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PostSubject: Re: truckers   Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:11 pm

where did u find this joke, honey?

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