Why do vampires drink blood?
Because coffee keeps them awake all day

What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.


What is the favorite drink of overweight vampires?
"Blood Light".

[b]What did the bartender say to the vampire?
This blood's for you!

What happened to the vampire who tried to gain weight by eating more?
It didn't work...it was all in vein.


What did the hobo vampire say to the rich man?[/b]
"Can I put the bite on you for a free meal?".

What did Dracula say to Wolfman after introducing his new girlfriend?
"I've always been a sucker for a pretty face".

Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test?
To see if she was his type.

What is it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.

Is it true that a vampire can't hurt you if you're carrying a torch?[/b]
Yes, but it depends on how fast you carry it!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a cow?
A hamburger that bites back!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a dwarf?
A monster that sucks blood out of kneecaps!

What do you get if you cross a vampire bat and an egyptian mummy?
A flying band-aid, or a gift-wrapped bat.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?
Tired Blood.

LMMAO

i love the one about the dwarf. Flint the kneecap knibbler!

HAHA outstanding .. these are great.