Why do women love Jesus?

Because he's hung like this...

(spread arms out like you're being crusified)

lol
does he have a nail in the end too?

Jesus walks into a hotel lays three nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

A man takes his wife and mother-in-law to the holy land, and while their stay the mother-in-law dies. A grave digger asks him do you want to pay $50 to have her buried here in the holy land, or pay $10,000 to ship her body back stateside?

The man frankly replies, "I'll ship her home, thank you."

To which the grave digger says, "You'de rather spend $10,000 to have her SHIPPED in a box four thousand miles than have her buried here in the HOLY LAND?!?!"

The man smiles coyly and responds, "Two thousand years ago you buried a man here and he rose from the dead three days later.... I'm not taking my chances."

Why is Jesus lucky?
a. He got nailed three times in one night


What's the difference between a porn star and Jesus?
a. Jesus only came twice


Why is Jesus unlucky?
a. He got nailed three times in one night...by guys!

lmmao
oh, and ouch if i were a believer lol