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GobMonkey
Vampire Shaman
Number of posts: 532
Age: 31
Location: Reading, UK
Registration date: 2008-04-26
 |  Subject: how much booze at work do?  Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:55 pm | |
| dearest inky  ) (she is gorgeous) how much booze should i drink at the christmas party so that i insult the boss just enough to keep my job?
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If u c me flashin in da street, then who da perv? not me, 'cos ur the 1 lookin at my weener u perv!
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inky
Vampiric Smile maker
Number of posts: 22
Age: 26
Location: Bristol UK
Registration date: 2008-05-12
| | Subject: Re: how much booze at work do? Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:31 pm | |
| Well I would recommend 16 pints then look at his wig and dont say stuff lol, then ask him if Elton John could help him with his baldiness , but give him a fake phone number lol, then tell him you will always be there in his times of need and he might not sack u lol  |
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inky
Vampiric Smile maker
Number of posts: 22
Age: 26
Location: Bristol UK
Registration date: 2008-05-12
| | Subject: Re: how much booze at work do? Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:57 pm | |
| Oh and as for the amount of booze, at least 12 shots, preferablly to bosses knees |
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GobMonkey
Vampire Shaman
Number of posts: 532
Age: 31
Location: Reading, UK
Registration date: 2008-04-26
| | Subject: Re: how much booze at work do? Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:20 pm | |
| thankyou inky although my boss is a woman, should i try seducing her?
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If u c me flashin in da street, then who da perv? not me, 'cos ur the 1 lookin at my weener u perv!
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inky
Vampiric Smile maker
Number of posts: 22
Age: 26
Location: Bristol UK
Registration date: 2008-05-12
| | Subject: Re: how much booze at work do? Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:33 pm | |
| I think you would be better off smacking her across the face, if u did that im sure she'd realise how u felt about her and all would be ummmm ok lol, |
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GobMonkey
Vampire Shaman
Number of posts: 532
Age: 31
Location: Reading, UK
Registration date: 2008-04-26
| | Subject: Re: how much booze at work do? Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:17 pm | |
| OK, so I took your advice. And she fired me!! How do I get my job back?
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If u c me flashin in da street, then who da perv? not me, 'cos ur the 1 lookin at my weener u perv!
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inky
Vampiric Smile maker
Number of posts: 22
Age: 26
Location: Bristol UK
Registration date: 2008-05-12
| | Subject: Re: how much booze at work do? Mon Dec 22, 2008 7:09 pm | |
| Well my advice is go to work act like nothings happened and when she comes in u cant keep away lol, and u bought her in 5 packs of bubblegum and a blackjack, im sure she will forgive u, oh and dont forget to tell her u was having an epilectic fit when u did the bad deed lol |
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